Friday, May 27, 2016

Mind blown

Donald Trump is descended from Christ. Literally.

(Thanks to the reader code-named "b" for bringing his matter to my attention.)

But wait -- how can this be? Is it true that the great-grandson of Christ is a CROOK?

This was always my problem with the thesis presented in The DaVinci Code and The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail: Just because someone is the offspring of Christ, why should we presume virtuousness?

So you are the Christ
Great-Grandson of Christ
Prove to me that you're no fake
Cook me up a nice Trump steak.

4 comments:

QQV3 said...

Here's Trump campaign adviser Paul Manafort.

b said...

How long before Donald Trump is identified as the Dajjal - the Masih ad-Dajjal, the false Messiah, the Antichrist, the False Christ - by most of the world's Muslims?

Trump's Organisation was set up by a woman named Christ, his grandmother.

Why is it even called an Organisation? (I use the British rather than the "Oxford" or US spelling.) Why isn't it called a Corporation or Group?

Leftwingers based in the US should apply their minds to what business operations Trump intends to conduct when president. They could start for example with that wall. The wall is not simply bluster and bullshit. There have been and are other walls.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Better yet, let's see Trump multiply a few Trump Steaks to feed a multitude of 5,000 adult men, plus accompanying women and children. :P

b said...

Elizabeth Christ Trump, née Elizabeth Christ, died on 6/6/66.